i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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