We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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