I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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