you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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