When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
