I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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