i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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