just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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