what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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