He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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