Having a random hookup so left but love u
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I need to align my fucking chakras
Congratulations! We have a period
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
