I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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