you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
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