I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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