Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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