what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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