It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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