Life is so much better after having sex.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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