So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
