i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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