How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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