Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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