Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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