So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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