I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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