You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
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Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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