I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Randomize
