I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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