Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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