Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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