He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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