Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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