eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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