I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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