some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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