Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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