hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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