Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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