Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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