I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
she smelled like a LAN party
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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