Where are you?
In a non slutty way
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
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coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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