Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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