I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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