It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Who died my cat blue again?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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