My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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