C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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