You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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