p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
