You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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