I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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