And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
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Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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