i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
