Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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