using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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