Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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